Thursday, October 4, 2007

New York Spa

I was still thinking whether i should post this but what the heck...not every trip must be nice before i post right. Anyway went to this JB spa at New York Hotel on Tuesday night with DatouSan. The spa is on the 3rd floor of the hotel and on the same floor there is those standard ktv lounge beside it.Damage: 198 Ringgit approx 90 Sing for everything, Ringgit 88 for massage 45mins. Of cos go with choice 1 la. Standard rate in Singapore for this should be roughly $110-150 ( $30-$50 for massage, fJ $80-$100) so thought i got a pretty good bargain.

Went in jacuzzi, sauna...its like those HC (health centres) in Bugis. No wow factor. To be frank i was pretty looking forward to the massage more than anything else (tired bones). Went in, waited for a while came 1 plump Chinese girl. Ask her to fuck off. Cow..i expect better standard ok in JB ok... came a second 1, looks young so took her.

Her name is whisky (who the hell call themselves that). 22 yrs old KL gal. So there i was lying down on the mattress/massage bed waiting for my long-awaited massage. She stripped, asked me to lie on my front. Thought ok goood..then she started. Thats where everything goes downhill. She wasnt even massaging! Just slapping her hand on my back, sibeh fucked up. Whatsmore the whole massage only lasted 1minute. WTF! (for those brother who dun know, the standard massage should be at least 20-45 minutes, proper massaging with baby oil etc)..

Then she started the SOP, lick here, lick there. Started on my nips which i found really uncomfortable (i got sensitive nips) so i told her to stop. Fucked up situation no 2: she asked me in a dulan manner then what i want her to do. KNN! im a fucking customer le... cant i have that choice? CCb.

Was getting really pissed off so just lie her down and pump her. Finished off quickly and got out. The whole thing only lasted like 20 mins. Im better off going to the playground. Definitely not returning.