Monday, November 12, 2007

KL- Saboon

Went over to KL over the weekend to check out the joint highly recommended by DaKiSan and DaTouSan. Saboon is right in the heart of KL, on the outside it doesn't really look spectacular. For those brothers who dont know, Saboon is a health centre which i now highly recommend as one of the best. Starts at Level 3 where there is a very nice jacuzzi, steam and sauna, with a pretty good gym at one corner. Level 4 they have the entertainment centre, which comprises of a cinema, authentic thai body massage, foot massage, internet corner, free food all day round( try the fish and chip, taste great), even a bacaraat room (OMG, even gambling!!haha). Of course the highlight are the girls, around 30 of them, who lines up for your selection. Mainly China and local Malaysian gals. Best Part: ALL FACILITIES AND 1 45MIN FULL SERVICE AT ONLY 208 RINGGIT!! Damn...how cheap can it get!!??

My first day there went in around 2.30pm. Chilled and nuaned till around 6pm (cos my bus leaves at 730pm, if not i will nuan even longer). Quickly took 1 China gal, her name is Pia Pia...(sorry hanyu pinyin not good).. Proceed on to rooms at level 6. As a matter of fact, i think (i seriously cant remember whether i tried it before somewhere else or not) this is my first ICE FIRE treatment. (Ice water, Hot tea BJ). Damn this Pia pia is really good at it. Loved the Hot tea so much i requested that she does it slowly. Turn out this was the biggest mistake cos she took 30 mins for that! By the time she finished the tea i seriously have no urge to fuck her anymore... it was that good.. Feeling very GF feel too...gave me a massage before time's up.

Think i will be back in KL soon. Hee. :)

Friday, November 2, 2007

Lost in this World Called Zhuhai Part 272324

Want to know a little bit more of what's coming next?

A little triller for die hard fans out there.



















Akan Datang.

Posted by Dakisan

Lost in this World Called Zhuhai Part 2

This is not my first, and definitely not my last. On the soil of where my roots belong, I feel the homeliness, sinking back to where I stood strong, and standing firm on the land I call my second home.

I am at Zhuhai. The terra firma of fantasies. The place where everything is possible. Not possible I mean, but where everything can be what you want it to be. The weather was soothing, the cool wind brazes through my earlobes, getting me horny the moment the wind wizzles past me. I know everything is about to happen on this land I call my home.

Straight to the point. What was the most enjoying wasn’t the girls which I will get into in details later, but the entire package of living like how a man should live. Man should be served. Man should walk with the dick in front and not the head lying low. Man should be able to smoke whenever he wants and eat whatever he wants. Fuck the diet, Fuck the disgusting attitudes of local women. I have the Cash in my pocket, I can have which ever girl that my dicky radar points me to. Things are simple. I like you I fuck you.

Along the streets of Lian Hua Road, not many on a Saturday afternoon. But I need to excruciate. Need it so badly and I decided to have one. 200 RMB is considered relatively comfortable for a quickie, furthermore it was serviced and by a China Girl.

I got into my hotel room and requested Datousan to arrange the transaction for me. So Datousan and myself waited patiently but eagerly for the arrival for this girl I picked off the road earlier. She came in her tees and mini skirt. Her warm sweet smile melted the coldness in my pants. Datousan requested for a threesome and she instantly agreed. Got me there for a while when I saw the sparkle in Datousan’s eyes and the buldge in his pants. Probably, Datousan wasn’t too interested to get the party started to early. So he decided to let me conquer my empress by myself and so he left.

My commander came to attention as soon as the enemy started roaring. Talked for a little while like probably 20 seconds before the battle begins. Tearing, Stripping, Cuddling, Battling. Everything. I took a quick shower to cleanse myself. I lied down and the service started. Comfortable, but I was desperately horny. Bitch paid too much attention on my other parts of my body so I requested for the blow instead.

To get to the blow, my natural instinct was to get a condom, I wrapped my little general comfortably and went back to bed. She started her job and man was she hungry. Probably like 20 strokes later, she raised her head and looked at me. The taste of condom is totally disgusting. I stared back and went silent. “Then lets take it off then”, I said. Damn I wasted a performa just like that.

Bloody Bitch seems to not have seen a dick before. She “toyed” with my dick like as if it was Lego. A “Doink” “Doink” here, a “Doink” “Doink” there. She scatch my dick, bite my dick. Lick here lick there everywhere a lick lick. It was good, I wouldn’t complain much.

The battle of wits has ended and now onto the physical battle.

*sounds* Erphmn, Erphmn, Erphmn

*vocals* “How Shuang Or”

*sounds* Pop, Pop, Pop

*vocals* “Wo Dou Lai Le Liang Chi Le”

*sounds* Piak, Piak, Piak


*vocals* “Da li Yi Dian, Ni Hao Li Hai Or”

And the battle was won.

Stay Tune for more “Lost in this World Called Zhuhai Part 3”

Posted by Dakisan

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Lost in this world called Zhuhai Part 1B

Day 2- After bidding farewell to the gal and her Mum(DaTouSan's gal who looks sibeh old, by comparison), we gathered for a hearty dimsum lunch with Dr Li and his fren(who brought along his gf), where we ordered like so many dishes we could hardly finish. Apparent D had left early in the morning after servicing his Mother Cow(God you should look at those jugs). Bill came to 250RMB!! (50 SGD)That's so dirt cheap! Another great way to start the day ha.



Spent most of the afternoon walking around shopping and then going for massage,facial, medicure, pedicure etc. . I paid 150RMB (30SGD) for a facial, eye massage, foot massage for 1.5 hr. Biker was really high, trying to "sian" the facial gal who was obviously, very fascinated and interested. "Your face is so pretty, your skin is so smooth" blah blah and Biker let his hands roam to all the mentioned areas. hahaha horny ass. The facial girls seem pretty approachable and willing to go out with us at night but man, with only 1 dick, you got to choose carefully ok. Dont waste your cum.







Went back hotel around 5+pm. Oh man, Lianhua Road is totally different at this time.







All the beer gardens are in full action, and DakiSan saw his Fei'er making bubbletea haha. And then it was. Finally caught my little prey. sweet young thing walking along the side, quickly approached her and say hi. Ha so coincidental she was on her way to Chang An Club, our destination for the night! Decided to keep her for myself the whole night. Isn't she cute??!!






to be continued....

Lost in this world called Zhuhai Part 1

Ok im very very sorry guys for not updating my blog recently.. pretty busy with work.. I missed a couple of entries since the JB trip and Zhuhai trip, but since those weren't really Fucking trips i guess i just give them a miss.

Now i also dont know how i should start..hmm..ok i give a bit of intro before going into the juicy parts so bear with me... ok Me, Datousan and Dakisan have been planning this trip for almost a month. To be frank, i wasn't too sure whether i wanted to go as i was going through a phase of "chilling out at pubs, listen to live bands, picking up local gals". Thought it will be better to stay in Sg. How wrong i was.

Started partying on Friday night at Insonmia with Dakisan since the flight was on Sat morning 6am. We had a lot of fun, me picking up a Flippino gal who's really sexy, and Dakisan getting "sianed" by a cute local lian ( who happens to be a teacher, woahhh!!!). Got pretty high and drunk before heading to the airport. First Good start to the trip ha.

Flight was unbearing slow(4hrs) which seems like eternity. Reached HK airport and rushed straight to the Harbour for the ship to Zhuhai. Had my first taste of how cheap things are and how $ works in China when we were offered the VIP room for only 30RMB. (6 SGd)...That's like fucking cheap man! We got a room to ourselves that gives us a good view of the sea, we can smoke in the room, and i seriously think given a good price i could fuck the waitresses hahaha.

Reached Zhuhai at around 12pm. Met up with Datousan to go to ChangAn Hotel. The hotel is good as it is withing walking distance to Chang An Club and Golden Sand Club, the 2 clubs Datousan frequent there, not to mention one of the highest class one. Got really happy when i see Datousan smoking everywhere he goes (even in the lift). "Helllo!! This is china ok? U can do anything" he says. Haha i liked that.

Checked into the room..Wow!! Very nice! Got see-through shower room heehee! Really kinky. Also got neon disco lights to get into the mood keke. After settling down, met up with D from Taiwan, another kaki before handing down to Lian hua Road.

Lianhua Road during mid-afternoon time. Crowd was ok but i only encountered a handful of the working gals who by the way, totally seems like normal gals on the streets. You will not even have the slightest idea they are pros, and then suddenly they will come walking towards you giving you their hp No haha. Damage is 200RMB(40Sgd) for short time, same as Geylang. Saw this cute little gal called Fei'er( who looked like 16) but Dakisan was interested so I decided to look around again. Wasnt too impressed so far (somemore with Datousan telling me every gal has a price there, expectation was really high) After lunch went to check out the saunas...Yes!! Finally see some action.

Went into a nicly furnished room to wait for the gals, start coming in in groups of 6-8. SOP: Gals bow to you, then each of them will come forward and tell you where they are from. Ha.. really liked that cos it gives me the "king" feel. Damage is 300RMB (60Sgd) (BEST BARGAIN ALERT! includes massage, the infamous 18 Strokes hahaha (blowjob with hot,cold water, beer, vibrators, Upside-down sex etc) Didnt see anyone i really like so went back to room to rest.

Nightime went to Golden Sand. Joined by Biker who came all the way from Guangzhou. Golden Sand is classy beyond words!! (like Mirage KTV in Orchard). Now real fun starts! Gals were brought in groups of 6-8 ( i think i definitely saw at least 100gals that night). 1600rmb=320sg to be divided among all, for the entire room which can take 10-15 pple, of the highest standard and drink till you drop ( cos we bring our own liquor just pay for cockage).Girls are mostly ( not all ) at least Godfather standard. RMB200= 40sg to accompany you in the room for the whole night. No butterflying around room. Just yours alone. Girlfriend feel, treat you totally like a King. U like, u reserve her and ask her to sit down, wait for next batch, see, choose until u happy. No obligation to take the one u reserve. Everyone normally take 2 girls at least. I chose my really quickly cos she looks very very young(turn out she's only 18 ha). My 2nd gal was a first-timer, looks like my fren's gf hahaha. U know how cheap thrilled i get with teasing a new bird hahaa.

My first gal was pretty threatened by the presence of the 2nd one. Apparently this is the case here as both will fight for your affection like mad to be taken home. 23 yrs old is considered old there. Norm is 18-21 yrs old. In the end all the girls you can bring back for another 800rmb each. ( so tentatively u pay 1000rmb=200sg for one overnight gal)., which is a lot to the gals. Kinda like how gals react in Sg if you give them a 1000dollars u know.

So started partying 5 guys with 13-14 gals ( called some extras in to wait for my other frens). The nightclub isnt like Godfather type, where everyone gets kinky inside but i actually find myself enjoying myself more cos it's just like 1 big group of frens hanging out ( and yes u know u can fuck them anytime u want). Got really high and started to tease the other gals (none of them can hold their liquor well..so its fun to see them drunk hahahaha).

By the time we finished it was ard 12midnight..all a bit tipsy esp my gal who drank a lot so decided to went back to pia. Initially wanted to shower with her but man too high and things happen very fast the moment we went in the room that before i know it, i was doing her alr. My gal (cant remember the name) was so so wet!! Not to mention tight (18yrs old le). Got a little cute bush in front of her, which you can estimate her age ha. U know the hair like fine fine type hahaha. Everything pumping her she will give a groan and keep shouting in Chinese " Lao Gong, Ni Gan De Wo Hao Shuan Ah!" hahaha and other phases that really turn me on. (On a side-note: We concluded that China gals do have a voice frequency of 175Hz that just appeals to guys which is why we like them so much). By the time Datousan came to my room to bring me supper , i alr did her twice. After supper did her another time before sleeping.

Waked up morning to see her naked, w/o makeup and all. Hmmm not that nice so woke her up to have goodbye sex before asking her to go away. Haha Evil right? 4 times in total 1 night Woahhh!!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

New York Spa

I was still thinking whether i should post this but what the heck...not every trip must be nice before i post right. Anyway went to this JB spa at New York Hotel on Tuesday night with DatouSan. The spa is on the 3rd floor of the hotel and on the same floor there is those standard ktv lounge beside it.Damage: 198 Ringgit approx 90 Sing for everything, Ringgit 88 for massage 45mins. Of cos go with choice 1 la. Standard rate in Singapore for this should be roughly $110-150 ( $30-$50 for massage, fJ $80-$100) so thought i got a pretty good bargain.

Went in jacuzzi, sauna...its like those HC (health centres) in Bugis. No wow factor. To be frank i was pretty looking forward to the massage more than anything else (tired bones). Went in, waited for a while came 1 plump Chinese girl. Ask her to fuck off. Cow..i expect better standard ok in JB ok... came a second 1, looks young so took her.

Her name is whisky (who the hell call themselves that). 22 yrs old KL gal. So there i was lying down on the mattress/massage bed waiting for my long-awaited massage. She stripped, asked me to lie on my front. Thought ok goood..then she started. Thats where everything goes downhill. She wasnt even massaging! Just slapping her hand on my back, sibeh fucked up. Whatsmore the whole massage only lasted 1minute. WTF! (for those brother who dun know, the standard massage should be at least 20-45 minutes, proper massaging with baby oil etc)..

Then she started the SOP, lick here, lick there. Started on my nips which i found really uncomfortable (i got sensitive nips) so i told her to stop. Fucked up situation no 2: she asked me in a dulan manner then what i want her to do. KNN! im a fucking customer le... cant i have that choice? CCb.

Was getting really pissed off so just lie her down and pump her. Finished off quickly and got out. The whole thing only lasted like 20 mins. Im better off going to the playground. Definitely not returning.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Eventful week part 2

Anyway after a short 2 hours sleep..i was up and accompanying my missy the whole day on Sat (trying very hard not to zzz)..when Mr James Bond called me up to say he wants a farewell party (at GF what else)...so i make my way down despite having a cold... he and his bankers frens are there so i didnt take too many pictures except on Gigg's girl who was sibeh power doing all the stunts next to me...knn... i got Jade the Malay girl (2nd time i called her..both times i forget to take pic..sorry guys will make up with tons of pics on her next time).